Today I’m bringing you a collection of 20 truly original Valentine’s Day cards to spark your creativity.
Whether you’re a fan of consumerism or not, chances are you’ve celebrated Valentine’s Day at some point—maybe with a grand gesture (thanks, El Corte Inglés), or with something simpler, like a card.
Of course, maybe you’ve only participated under duress—threats of forced abstinence and all that.
Romantic or not, this post is here to help: if you’re looking for inspiration, you’ll find plenty of ideas. And if you’re less romantic than a slice of bread, these cards might just save your skin and help you pull off a halfway decent, romantic gesture for your partner.
Alright, let’s get to it!
Valentine’s Day Cards to Inspire You (bundle premium package edition)
Since many of these cards are in English, I’ll provide the perfect Spanish translation. Translations proudly sponsored by Hardvard.
“I like your butt. I know there are other nice butts out there. But yours is my favorite. It’s the best butt. Because it’s mine. And because I get to touch it.”
“I promise to love you. Even when you’re 45 and still playing video games.”
This one’s a pun that only works in English.
“You stole a pizza my heart.” (Piece… Pizza… Slice)
My love for you grows stronger every day.
I’m weird and you’re weird—let’s fall into mutual weirdness and call it love!
You make my heart beat faster.
I’d shave my legs for you.
You’re a burger. I’m a burger.
You’re the reason I get up in the morning.
Just kidding… I have to pee.
Explanation censored.
I love you for your brain.
You’re the person I hate the least.
You’re my favorite thing to do.
You’re the reason I can’t breathe.
Another English pun. If you don’t get it, I’m sorry for you—maybe sign up for some classes or something.
Wrapping up
As you can see, I’ve put together a collection that’s as original and entertaining as possible. I hope you enjoyed these Valentine’s Day cards as much as I enjoyed making this post.
And now, if you’ll excuse me…
